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Some advice from late night talk show host David Letterman.
From the Late Show with David Letterman: Now that IndyMac Bank has been closed, here are the Top Ten signs that you have a bad bank:
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9. Instead of Andrew Jackson, their $20 bills have a picture of Tito Jackson.
8. They promise they'll have your money if you come back after tonight's Keno drawing.
7. Interest paid not in money, but in Saltines.
6. ATM looks suspiciously like a Ms. Pac-Man machine.
5. Loan officer will approve your mortgage only if you let him rub you.
4. Bank robbers leave with a sack of IOU's -- that how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen.
3. Most banks are backed by the FDIC; your bank is backed by KFC.
2. They made $2 million loan to the Hillary Clinton campaign.
1. Manager giggles whenever he says, "Early withdrawal."
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