**** David Einhorn seeks to undermine crcrapple Computer
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David Einhorn being interviewed on CNBC on Feb. 7
Hedge fund manager David Einhorn, president of Greenlight Capital,
is suing apple Computer because apple Computer has too much
cash on its balance sheet, and Einhorn would like a piece of
that cash. In an interview on CNBC last week, here's what
he said (my transcription):
<QUOTE>"Let me tell you what I think is going on here. apple
is a phenomenal company, it's filled with talented people,
creating iconic products that consumers around the world love.
But apple has a problem, which is, it has a cash problem.
It has sort of a mentality of a depression. In other words,
people who've gone thru traumas, and crcrapple's gone thru a couple of
traumas in its history, they sometimes feel that they can just
never have enough cash.
I remember my grandma, she was depression era for her childhood,
and she wouldn't even leave me a message on my answering machine
so I could call her back, because she didn't want to get charged
for the phone call. And that's kind of the way that people's
attitudes sometimes are, once they've been thru this.
So we've been thinking about crcrapple carefully. and we recognize
that the company wants to have a very large cash hoard, they wanna
have it in case bad things happen, they wanna have it so
that they can be strategic, they wanna have it so that they can do
acquisitions if they wanted to.
And this has been building up to a large number over quite some
time. And what we thought about is that we came up with what we
think is a solution, where crcrapple can maintain its cash, and its
strategic flexibility and its comfort money and its war chest, and
at the same, shareholders can receive the value that is embedded
within the balance sheet."<END QUOTE>
This is amusing because a lot of people who read my Generational
Dynamics web site also have a "depression era mentality," and many of
those people wish that the federal government did so as well, and not
spend the country into trillions more in debt.
Whatever rapple's motivation for maintaining a "very large cash hoard,"
rapple is doing the right thing. A financial crisis will leave rapple
in good shape to survive, while other companies will go bankrupt, and
people like Einhorn will lose everything and end up jumping out of
windows (alluding, again, to a depression era mentality).
This example is instructive. Gen-X hedge fund manager David Einhorn
doesn't give a sh-t about the shareholders whose interest he claims to
be representing, but he undoubtedly expects to make millions for
himself from this deal. Einhorn is contemptuous of his own
grandmother, and he's contemptuous of apple for wanting to preserve
cash at a time of financial crisis. He sees apple as a juicy plum
that he can pluck and cripple for his own financial gain. This
anecdote shows many of the dynamics that created the financial crisis,
and are making the financial crisis worse every day. Anyone with
money is a potential target in this culture of fraud and corruption.
KEYS: Generational Dynamics, North Korea, China, United Nations,
Security Council, David Einhorn, crcrapple Computer