Oh, no, nothing so prosaic and mundane as that, Vandal!
Emoto has, since the release of his book, articulated his "theory" about water's ability to store good vibrations (literally and figuratively). Did you know that "[m]ost tap water and bottled water is composed of large water conglomerates which are too large to move freely into the cells"? As a result, people drink the recommended amount of water each day thinking they're hydrating, but they
still end up dehydrated. This is dangerous (even deadly) because "[m]ost diseases can be traced to dehydration". Uh oh!
However, "our most recent research is revealing that it is not just the lack of water, but the lack of hexagonally-structured water that is of greatest importance". As it turns out, "[h]exagonally-structured water hydrates the body more rapidly by encouraging faster water uptake" because "the smaller molecular structure of hexagonal water allows for faster transit through cellular membranes". That's good news, because "[a]fter many years of research and conscious deliberation, Dr. Emoto is able to provide the world with a stable, consumable hexagonal water, imprinted with frequencies to support creativity, balance and conscious awareness". This is great, because it means that we can buy eight ounces of
concentrated hexagonal water for just $35.
Now, to be sure, Emoto and his partner Robert Lloy offer instructions for making your own hexagonal water, but it requires "scalarwave energy, laser light, inert noble gases and frequency-emitting crystalline ceramic oscillators". What is scalarwave, you ask? "Generally speaking, Scalarwave is a boundary line between the third dimension and the fourth dimension", but that description doesn't get to the "nature" of the scalarwave. And, I'm sorry, I have to quote this in full, because it's hilarious... er... I mean enlightening, of course:
In any case, while instructions are offered, only Lloy's coils produce
genuine bullshit... I mean... um... scalarwaves... so I guess we can't make our own after all.
Seems legit to me. And it's a bargain, given how complicated Indigo Water is to create. (And you thought that water quality had something to do with concentrations of dissolved particles in the water! Ha! Obviously, you weren't taking into account boundaries between the manifested and non-manifested world, or the borders between dimensions and the impact they might have on the very
structure of water.)
In all seriousness though, I am kind of impressed by these guys. I mean, they're selling
concentrated water that you can mix with your own water at home.
Concentrated water. The con is so shameless and brazen, and implying that it can cure "most diseases" so fucking evil, that Emoto and Lloy can only be called scumbags of the highest order. (All quotes are from:
http://www.hado-energy.com/hado_water.php)